Talking about JD Vance, he said
And I gotta tell you, I can’t wait to debate the guy.
That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.
…See what I did there?
The rest of his speech is worth a watch, to see just how good of a pick he really was.
Nah. It works. The fact that it isn’t true literally doesn’t matter. This is not the time to worry about what strategies come with the integrity of accuracy. If it works and has steam, at this point, we need it.
Fuck em. Flipper Couch-Fucker Vance doesn’t deserve our careful accuracy.
Also, like, have you seen this guy? There’s no way he’s not fucking couches.