I read that headline as “assisted dying bill is a licence to kill Theresa May” and heartily approved of the legislation.

So, she’s in favour?

Everyone can be a 00 agent then?

Isn’t that the whole idea?

I heard there’s a paedophiles-in-public-office scandal that needs burying across the pond, if she’s at a loose end.

“And you know I’m aiming straight for your heart”, she said after, maybe.