Can’t get ad revenue on a short, concise, and helpful page.

Even a basic cookie recipe requires someone’s whole life story to fill in the blank space between 10 ads

It’s pretty obvious why lol.

90% of the calls I receive are spam.

Calling demands that I pick up the phone RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Bitch, if it ain’t a life threatening emergency I’m not dropping everything I’m working on for you.

Texting allows me to respond when it’s convenient for me.

Text generally takes 3 seconds to get the point across instead of having a whole conversation about it

It was a fun game, I enjoyed it. Didn’t realize games needed to be accurate treatises on revolutionary political theory to be good.

And then they have no port to plug into on their phone.