“Jovian hurricane force” would be more accurate.

This is why I use a right angle connector cable and gaffer tape the cable to the back or bottom of the keyboard. It’s fugly but it prevents this exact problem.

It’s a neat idea but it looks like the company doesn’t have the resources to create decent hardware to carry it out

Persistent object ooze prevention? Yes, that’s a solved problem.

They are humorous IETF standards published on 1 April over the years. These are specifically about implementing internet protocols using carrier pigeons instead of more traditional media like wires or optical fiber.

You are absolutely correct. If your network supports IPv6, 6214 is definitely a requirement

RFC 2549 is such an important improvement over RFC 1149. Everyone should adopt the updated standard.

Even Oracle, a company that funds OpenOffice and has its own proprietary fork of it, doesn’t use it internally. Oracle internal laptops come with libre office installed.