In the movies they used to put a handkerchief over microphone, it worked every time.

After reading all the comments I think that what you need is a voice recorder, make entries Star Trek style and run the audio files through a transcription tool in bulk once a month or so. Or just keep them in audio format.

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It’s like reddit but spread out.

If reddit is one big city, lemmy is dozens of small towns with a good network of public transport between them.