This guy’s a fucking scumbag, he has no principles except that the NHS is terrible and needs to be sold off

Attending meetings while taking a shit

This is really, really bad for Starmer. But let’s be honest, the gifts are only higher in value because other PMs didn’t declare what they were getting!

We’re all pretending that inflation is 2-3% when food prices are still rising 30-50% every year.

Also, ctrl-f “climate change”. Nothing?

You’re broadly supportive of less party democracy?

Welcome of course, but too fucking late. We’re already at 1.5°, a few bike lanes isn’t going to cut it.

If I was her I would never wear green again

You might have started by reading the article?

Mr skinner and Mrs krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw the baby and it looked at me

“if this is true”, she wrote, fully aware that she was making it up.

Response to Mail on Sunday’s attack on trans activist

BBC were calling it a “hotel for asylum seekers” earlier in the day

Guid lad. I wish he’d been on the jury in the just stop oil case.

Any benefit where you have to apply for it is going to have these issues. People either don’t know about it, don’t want to be seen as scroungers, are too disabled to apply…

My wife reported a hate crime the other day and the police initially wouldn’t even record it because she wasn’t the victim. She had to make the case very strongly that actually they have to record every report.

(It was a taxi driver leaning out his window and screaming slurs at two black women crossing the road)

The pcs (civil servant) union agreed a 10% pay demand this year. Sir Keith might get lucky with something like a 5% deal this year on good faith alone, but next year will be brutal if he thinks he can keep that up.

Westminster journalists can’t see politics as anything other than a team sport. It’s not about democracy, ideas, or doing what’s right for the people of Britain. It’s just tactics and strategies to win the match.

An independent review is about to find out the the NHS should be privatised…

progress has been made in some areas, such as cataract surgery

That’s because cataract surgery is quick and easy and has few complications. The private sector hoovers them all up, and consequently their stats look amazing relative to the difficult stuff the NHS is left with.

You call crossing the street jaywalking so let’s not throw stones 🤣

“One truss on from his historic landslide, what is Keir Starmer’s legacy?”