We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

Hey it’s me ur brother…

Naturally Microsoft will respond by further enshittifying their own platform then just buying up the competitors to save themselves.

But I neeeeed 587 browser tabs for research!

“crypto powered” portable console

barfs

Don’t a lot of gas pumps still run on MS-DOS?

I saw a bottle return machine running Windows 98.

Do you live in a limestone quarry?

Hey man, it’s probably cheap rent.

If you want to give back but don’t have coding skills, you can always be nice and help onboard new users! There’s always been this attitude of ‘linux is better’ immediately followed by ‘rtfm n00b’ when users try to get started. A more sympathetic crowd would go a long way.

It’s always impressive to me that instead of sending billions of dollars to Microsoft, the US government could have had an entire operating system that caters exactly to them. They could have then given back in the form of commits improving the software for the rest of us too.