Well fellow old fart, I was born in the mid 1970s so I can just about remember it when the dementia lets me.

Oooooh.

You could take some of the rules from advertising. If you’re making a claim, you have to have the evidence to back it up.

Yes, that can be a grey area, but it would be a start.

Five years consulting on cancer risks and not once was tobacco mentioned?

Are you fucking shitting me?

She was taking tax payers money to either lie and/or be blatantly incompetent. As it involved the Tory government it will involve corruption of some kind somewhere.

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Ooh, is this for advertising a new Irish version of the popular tv show?

It’s a great idea until you remember the English populace and their voting history.

I think keep the HoL (but maybe rename it), abolish peerages, have a fixed term, keep the appointment commission but have half of the members of that sortified.

There’s also bishops from the Church of England in there having a say in what happens like it’s still the Middle Ages.

The only other country where senior religious figures have that kind of say is Iran.

Those damn bees are scamming us!

Oh no! Not Sarfend airport too!

“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

Etc.

How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time I see it mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?

I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!

Won’t someone think of the eels.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cocaine-in-the-river-thames-is-another-problem-eels-don-t-need-says-expert-a4049086.html

It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.

Oh no. Won’t someone think of the unsold mountain of cocaine.

SUV drivers?

Obviously that’s not good, but serious question: could we potentially grow more crops that are currently suited to warmer climates? Grapes, olives etc?

It’s a conspiracy!