But imagine how many homes that could power!

I was going to say, make the AI responsible for its own nuclear power generation and maintenance and see what happens. Maybe simulate the power plant though.

Well shit, I think I just found either my birthday present or anniversary present for my wife. Depends on when exactly it shows up.

Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Isnt this how you get crowdstrike? I feel like this is how you get crowdstrike.

Hmmm…

Eh, that’s pretty normal for a patent.

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

I’m not sure I can handle $75,000 per year, do you think that 30 day free trial would be long enough to pull this plan off?

It’s archives all the way down.

That Javascript date indexing one is almost as cursed as fucking tire sizes.

I don’t know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren’t available.

Technically yes, but mostly because I’m not entirely sure how to get logged in to delete an old account.

…who reportedly knows couches in a biblical sense.

Honestly, probably the best way I have seen this stated anywhere.

Advanced fuzzy logic technology with AI (Artificial Intelligence) “learns" and adjusts…

I swear there was a dishwasher or something in either Sims 1 or 2 that damn near this exact description.

Hell, mine needs wound up every time.

It’s just .zip files all the way down

I thought it sounded like an investment firm. Or an ambulance chasing law office.

I think they have speed bumps, don’t they? I know there are curbs just waiting to be run over.

Is there anything that isn’t a viable method for beating Dark Souls?