The judge already fucked him, and he didn’t like it. That’s the missing evidence, guys! Case closed!

Gay people? Yeah, they’re all pretending. Gobbling dicks just to own the libs.

Walz, Gore, Mondale

It’s named “duck,” what do you expect?

I dunno, I thought he was having face surgery at first

And what do y’all call surgery? “Slicey knifey back to lifey?”

Really, it’s about time

I think there’s another definition of surgery being used here with which I am wholly unfamiliar.

They probably want to stab him on his stupid face.

I keep my electrons in little bottles called “batteries.” When I need photons, I cause some electrons to pass through a photodiode.

I bought a 90° USB-C cable.

Oh man, I gotta dust off my wife’s old 2009(?) MacBook now. I think the battery might be toast, but hopefully there’s enough of a cult following that I can find a replacement for that as well.

Update: 2007

Processor 065-6991 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
Memory 065-6993 4GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x2GB
Hard Drive 065-7452 250GB 5400RPM HDD
Optical Drive 065-6998 SuperDrive 8X
Display 065-7039 MacBook Pro 17-in Hi-Res GL WS

No, because I’m not a pretentious twit.

Linux is far, far better at handling generic USB devices than Windows. Your inability to plug in a peripheral seems like PEBCAK.

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1053/

I was planning to boot into Windows on one of my craptops in order to test a fix from a chip vendor whose configuration software only runs on Windows, but I guess I’ll just … not.

Why?

This is why I have a single dedicated Windows machine for gaming, kitted out with the beefiest GPU and hooked up to the home theatre.

Edit: downvotes, no replies. Is my personal experience wrong in some way?

Yeah but my way is funnier

Yeah especially if you break it while trying to replace it