Oh man, I gotta dust off my wife’s old 2009(?) MacBook now. I think the battery might be toast, but hopefully there’s enough of a cult following that I can find a replacement for that as well.
Update: 2007
Processor 065-6991 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
Memory 065-6993 4GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x2GB
Hard Drive 065-7452 250GB 5400RPM HDD
Optical Drive 065-6998 SuperDrive 8X
Display 065-7039 MacBook Pro 17-in Hi-Res GL WS
I bought a 90° USB-C cable.