Define “actually private” for me.

What is the deal with this anyway? Why has this not happened yet?

Seriously. Turn it off and then back on again.

I started this process and never finished and I don’t remember what I’m supposed to do, but I guess I will try to figure it out.

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I can’t use uBlock, but I have an extension that should accept these filters.

Do my VPN and browser extensions help at all in obfuscating these data from the platform when I share a link?

https://youtu.be/O_B0TNYWuLQ?si=TP9PleydjXxlFdxf

You are the hero we deserve. How can I determine the audio quality of this?

My nudity is only to be enjoyed in the context of the film it was originally shot for, and in no other way, at any other time. Because this is what I assumed to be reality when I agreed to take my clothes off in front of a camera, immortalizing my naked body for all time. But only while you’re watching that one movie. And not any other of my nude movies! Each instance of nudity may only be viewed in the context of its origin film. No watching two scenes of me nude at the same time! That’s the exact same thing as molesting me!

I heard this guy named Steve Bannon is responsible. He’s the one who should pay. Don’t tell, it’s a secret.

Dumbass companies gonna dumbasscompanize. They were probably instructed to “plow ahead” by McKinsey.

What’s your budget? What features are important to you?

Hi, which are “the torrents?”

I guess I like knowing things the way I want to, and not the way Apple says I am supposed to know them.

Yeah, they’re there usually, but the phone does not light up or do anything, so there is no way to know

Starbucks would like a word

Apparently I am not permitted to swipe type on an iPad.

What model keyboard did you get?

Mine will neither learn nor display corrections. It basically hasn’t improved ever, and i don’t know how to fix it. If Apple would just let me have a persistent number row on all devices i would never have even considered it. I guess i am wrong to want that though.