Orbituary

Lose. “Loose” is for morals and what Monty Burns does to the hounds with bees in their mouth.

Even if that’s the case, the whole thing made no sense until you corrected it. Now it does.

Bro. Get a handle on the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Even if English is a second language, it’s worth knowing.

Now everything makes sense.

Debacle.

“debucle” is what happens before CF dry-humps you.

Because the market share is so big, everyone can use it, and everybody wants a fucking participation prize.

Outlook is a client. Do you mean Exchange?

You don’t seem to understand the distinction. You monitor isn’t “broken.” It wasn’t rendered inoperable by Ubuntu. It simply wasn’t compatible with the way you set it up.

Your second monitor was not broken by Ubuntu. Your second monitor was no longer receiving a signal. The distinction is that the second monitor was functional but not compatible.

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