I can hear a Frenchman somewhere hon-hon-honing about the fact that our food culture is so pitiful, we have convinced ourselves we actually like eating an overrefridgerated supermarket sandwich out of a cardboard box and calling it lunch.

Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They’re fucking awful. He’s not right

Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?

Dunno, I’m not a judgemental wank like you, I’d take it on merit

This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her “book” at the end says it all

Why is having sex at Legacy Independent Funeral Directors like eating a pork pie?

You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat

Poor access to GPs, long waits for hospital treatment, staff shortages and a lack of Government funding

So basically it’s not a dissatisfaction with the NHS, but with the evil fuckers that are trying to drive it into the ground so they can make huge profits on healthcare?

😡

Even as a Scot,

the Gaelic language, whose preservation is vital not only to our cultural heritage but also to the vibrancy and future of our community

Away and dinnae talk shite. It’s a totally unnecessary, pointless language and that’s why it’s dying. Stop hoovering up taxpayer’s money and get a real fuckin job. And stop putting Gaelic on roadsigns too, what an absolute waste of money 😂

If you’re travelling too fast for this, a loud “WAAAAAAAY” will suffice

These two comments prove my last sentence

You don’t notice the “anti”-everything comments, only the ones you perceive as “America-hate”

And by the way, nobody hates you, you’re just really bad at dealing with sarcasm

Yep, if you’re not from the US, instances are vastly superior.

Imagine all the times people from around the world asked for plumbing help on Reddit and got hit with “that ain’t up to code, buddy, get to ass down to Howm Deeepo” 😂

Americans do tend to assume the internet revolves around them, as they’re a bit insular and don’t see that it really, really, really doesn’t