Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
FInancially it’s a complete no brainer:
Fines issued to each parent have gone up from £60 to £80 per child which will be doubled if it happens again within three years. Those with a third fine in a three-year period now face prosecution.
So every second year spend £160 per child you’ve got but save potentially thousands of pounds on out-of-season holidays.
Hmmm. I think Liz Truss is a useless conglomeration of pus and mucus as much as the next chap, but ‘considered cutting’ doesn’t seem like that much of a crime to me. Not compared to ‘utterly fucked the economy and brought financial stress and ruin to millions of UK citizens’.
We just got back home. We set off a bit after 09:00, got to Sheffield just after 12:00, had our fishcake butties, drove around some of my old student haunts, drove out to Ladybower Reservoir so my daughter could see a little of how beautiful the peak district is, then bombed home.
Her verdict on a 6 hour round trip to eat a fishcake butty: “Worth it.”
My advice: go lots of salt and vinegar. Then add some more vinegar.
It does if it’s going to end up in any other kind of fishcake!
And yet, here am I, contemplating a 280 mile round trip tomorrow to initiate my daughter into the utter delight that is a Sheffield fishcake butty. If you know, you know. Sheffield fishcakes make other fishcake weep at their inadequacy.
For me it’s not about the actual temperature it’s about the dependability of the weather.
When I was a kid, cough-cough years ago, summer was weeks of decent weather. It might not have had the temperature extremes we’re seeing now but it was warm and sunny for weeks. Glorious, long weeks.
Now it feels like you can’t even plan a barbecue because it might be nice or it might be absolutely shitting down with rain.
So he just innocently went into town to get a takeaway wearing an ill-fitting St George’s cross t-shirt?
What a spot of luck for him!
Coming over here taking our benefits/jobs/culture/white women/supermarket trolleys/cheese/ovengloves/starring roles on reality TV shows/CEO jobs/benefits again/something/something/hosepipe bans/onshore wind farms/badgers/NHS waiting lists/bah!/bah bah bah!
What a silly bunt.
Ooh, he’s got him there, it rhymes!
A quick wikipediaing suggests climate change denial which is disappointing but I can live with it. Plus something about Strictly and accusing a dancer of faking an injury. Is that it?
I don’t want to hear anything bad about Tony Hart, Johnny Morris, Johnny Ball, or Brian Cant. Oh, or John Noakes. All the others are a bit sus though.
“That’s right, you read that correctly, Tommy is being held by police using counter terrorism legislation."
Probably fair enough. What’s your point?
His report, “Protecting Our Democracy from Coercion”, also names… Just Stop Oil
Yup. Assassins. Yup.
makes you wonder what European spooks are doing with their time and all that money.
Having affairs, smokin’ cubans, and drinkin’ cognac.
[Source: am a spy. But not a very good one.]
Deputy leader Nigel in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
It’s casualuk’s time to shine!