It’s incredibly relevant, you just want to keep your head in the fucking sand

Oh it most certainly will. Dramatically one imagines.

BLASPHEMY!

Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!

Yeah. We don’t do that here

Fuck you.

Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.