Oh shit. I bought an Affinity lifetime thing a couple of years ago. Oh fuck, I didn’t realise I was supporting canva. Are they gonna force me to upgrade into this bullshit? God damn it, Affinity Photo and Designer were pretty good.

Any good alternatives out there? Ideally something cheap, I am not flush with cash at the moment 😬

Sadly, and happily, I’m currently sober. So, unfortunately, looks like a meager pension might be on the cards for me at the moment! ✌️

Fuck yeah, that’s what I like to hear. Where you getting £2 an ale???

I wasn’t counting the cigarettes! Or the charlie, or the speed, or the ket, or the weed 😂

I definitely couldn’t. It was like £70 minimum to have a good night! And that’s only sticking to pints, and not counting cigs or the inevitable kebab or chicken for supper! That three or four times a week is basically a grand a month. Ridiculous money.

Who can afford to drink out these days?